Field Guide to the Lesser Avian Unified Conspiracy

Seekers of the Lesser Avian Unified Conspiracy, heed these words! All you need to begin investigating this horrible conspiracy is contained in this field guide. Gather your most trusted friends and investigate that most horrible of crimes: poisoning pigeons in the park.

Get the fantastic experience of filling a bulletin board with thumbtacks, red string, and photographs without any of the anti-Semitism that usually underlies conspiracy theories! Get as weird as you want in order to explain the most mundane events that are secretly connected in a tangled web of lies! Get out there and track down the Lesser AUC!

A big thanks goes out to Fiasco by Jason Morningstar, which is the spiritual inspiration for much of this game, and to Tom Lehrer for writing the song "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park." I know you were part of the Lesser AUC Professor Lehrer, I just haven't been able to prove it yet.